Peace activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most

of us don't know how to

react to them. When you come upon one of these people,

or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of

etiquette

1. Listen politely while this person explains their

views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look

very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how

revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people

who did

this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They

will probably use many arguments, ranging from

political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any

warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they

will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be

careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that

violence only brings about more violence and remind

them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they

are really committed to a nonviolent approach to

undeserved attacks,

they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a

solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they

really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree

that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this

time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-6 until the desired results are

obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an

argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking

an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists

attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and

must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are

about to do for us and our children. We must support

them and our leaders at times like these. We have no

choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will

keep getting hit in the nose.

Lesson over.