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TIMELESS QUOTES
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." Albert Einstein
"Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'???????" Socrates right before his death
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." Benny Hill
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity." Albert Einstein
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde
Tax Increase For Males
Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers
Gentlemen:
The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER."
Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the
2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are
both nuts.
Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will
be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale
listed below to determine you tax.
Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z,
line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.
Very truly yours,
IRS
Addenum
PECKER-CHECKER SCALE
10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00
Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Please do not request an extension.
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